yoshimi battles the pink robots

so i just watched i, robot. i am now officially scared that a glowing red robot is going to creep into my room and murder me with its cold, metal hands. add "robots" to my list of things that scare me in movies.

things camille is afraid of in movies:

• robots. hellooooo? scary. they always seem to develop minds of their own then go on murderous rampages or develop presidential assassination attempts.
• aliens. yes, it is true. i can't even make it through signs without backing into a corner and rocking back and forth. on my sixteenth birthday i went to go see war of the worlds, and i almost left the theater because i was so terrified. worst birthday ever.
• dinosaurs. they are big, they have sharp teeth, and i hate them. i treat the jurassic park movies like drugs; just say no.

time's a wastin'

bad news, folks. i discovered something highly amusing today. normally i don't open spam emails... but i decided to take a chance with this one.

because my decision to succumb to the "hollywood hair virtual makeover," i have wasted far too much time this morning giving people makeovers.

here are the results.

any requests? leave a comment and i'll give you a makeover as well. trust me. i want to do it. i have no life.

sweet lady

i seem to be experiencing a number of beautiful desserts in my life lately.

bubble pop electric

this morning i woke to a loud noise

an EXPLOSION.

i was still slightly asleep, so i somehow incorporated the explosion into my dream. when i decided to get up, i thought i had dreamt the whole thing.

it wasn't until i went upstairs that i learned the truth.

a poor squirrel had climbed up an electrical pole and blew a transformer.

so now we are without electricity and i am watching the provo city power guys in their cherry picker trying to fix the blown transformer.

i wonder if the squirrel was vaporized. maybe it's just lying dead and fried at the bottom of the pole. i wonder what squirrel tastes like.