3.23.2009

Are You In?

So I have this friend. We shall call her Ellimac. One day her friend Werd came over to her apartment and borrowed her laptop to put all of his brackets in for March Madness, but unfortunately, he forgot to log out of all of his accounts, and Ellimac went crazy and edited all of his info on Facebook to show everyone else in the world how much he loved her. Werd didn't really mind though, he thought it was kind of funny. Even still, his profile info is just the way that she put it.

Well, a couple of days later, Werd was reading a blog by one of his friends. She had a very interesting post, and he decided to comment on it. After he posted his comment though, he realized that his account wasn't signed in, but it was in fact Ellimac's! Werd was all of a sudden thinking of all of the possible things that he could do with this newfound freedom. He could make life toally miserable for Ellimac, but he decided not to because he wasn't that cruel. However, Werd couldn't let a perfect opportunity like this go to waste. He told Ellimac that he was going to get back at her somehow, and this seemed fairly appropriate. He knew how much she liked photo collages on people's blog posts, so enjoy the pictures. They are amazing. I had some REALLY good ones, but I didn't want to really embarrass anyone (read: Ellimac)
This is a sexy stache.
This is a midget wrestler.
This is a gigantic David Beckham in his underwear.
This is an alpaca.


This is your ridiculously good-looking boyfriend (and you looking on in disgust).
ditto.
ditto ditto.
This is your next boyfriend because you didn't like your old one.

This is Grandpa Schwinny.
He's kind of like Benjamin Button. Just not as.....promiscuous.


PS. Werd didn't delete anything that Ellimac did. Let's see who has the better sense of humor, shall we?

1 comment:

Maris Scott said...

That is awesome. I am lsughing so hard that I think I might Cry!